Rocket Raccoon's Gear and Its Flavor Text

 

What text appears on gear is based upon its level range (except for uniques)

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Slot 1: Pistols

 

Even a simple weapon is dangerous in the right hands. Like mine, for example. - Rocket Raccoon

Rocket, watch where you're pointing that thing! - Star-Lord

Just make sure the safety's on when you're aboard the Helicarrier. - Maria Hill

Say, can I borrow that to nuke my burrito? - Deadpool

I wonder if I could get my suit outfitted with a couple of those? - War Machine

I call this one "Ella". - Rocket Raccoon

I feel a sudden desire to incinerate. - Rocket Raccoon

I could've used a couple of those back in the day. - Two-Gun Kid

Just try it, little... <FZARK!!> - Blastaar, in a moment of overconfidence

Some folks like gardening, I like shooting holes in baddies.  Different strokes. - Rocket Raccoon

 

Unique - Timely Inc. Desk-A-Matronic Staple Gun

      Thank you for purchasing this Timely Inc. Desk-A-Matronic Staple Gun - Timely Inc. Desk-A-Matronic Staple Gun

 

Slot 2: Jackets

 

'Cause sometimes fur just isn't enough. - Rocket Raccoon

You must shop at the local Short-n-Teeny, huh? - Human Torch

Awwwww!  So cuuuuuute! - She-Hulk

For the last time, it's NOT child-size! - Rocket Raccoon

I prefer my jackets to be full metal. - Punisher

Raccoons have style too, y'know. - Rocket Raccoon

Say, who's your tailor? - Puck

That shrinky-dink wouldn't even fit on my big toe! - Thing

Chicks dig a raccoon in uniform! - Rocket Raccoon

If you think a nice jacket's gonna win the fight, you ain't been in enough fights. - Nick Fury

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Unique - Burrower's Body Armor

       You don't have to fly to think three-dimensionally in battle.

 

Slot 3: Belts

 

When you're in the butt-kicking business, it pays to keep your pants up. - Rocket Raccoon

If I keep eatin' the bad guys' lunch, I'm gonna need a bigger one. - Rocket Raccoon

Hey, isn't that my old headband? - Starlord

I'm running outta room for notches on this one. - Rocket Raccoon

Illogical... procyonids have no use for belts. - Kree Sentry #457

It's nice, but it could use more pouches. - Cable

But can it hold a lot of holsters?  I mean a LOT of holsters? - Rocket Raccoon

New belt, huh? Coulda been worse... it coulda been new socks. - Rocket Raccoon

This has more pouches than all of 1992 put together! - Deadpool

You'd think a belt this fancy would have rhinestones or something. - Rocket Raccoon

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Unique - Chitauri Turret Control Device

        I prefer buying my weaponry from the meanest folks around. - Rocket Raccoon

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Unique - Apprehendroid Array

        Don't know how the little buggers work. don't care. - Rocket Raccoon

 

Slot 4: Pants

 

Those better have room for my tail. - Rocket Raccoon

It's always important for a raccoon to look his best. - Rocket Raccoon

Hulk make little pants into finger puppets! - Hulk

Maybe the duck had it right...pants are for suckers. - Rocket Raccoon

Why is nobody talking about how weird it is to see a FREAKIN' RACCOON wearing FREAKIN' PANTS? - Deadpool

Am I the only one thinking they look like doll clothes? - Human Torch

Dad!  I know it's a big responsibility, but can we keep him? - Valeria Richards

You almost look like a grown-up in those. - Starlord

Parker! That varmint with the dapper pants... I want photos on my desk, yesterday! - J. Jonah Jameson

You wear the uniform of a Guardian.  Time to start kicking ass like one. - Phyla-Vell

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Unique - Kree Turret Control Matrix

       Nobody enjoys seein' stuff go boom more than the Kree. Gotta love 'em for that. - Rocket Raccoon

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Unique - Quad-Plasma Cannon

       It's no Hadron Enforcer, but it gets the job done.

 

Slot 5: Rifles

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Is there such a thing as too much firepower? - Rocket Raccoon

I have GOT to get me one of these! - War Machine

Keep the barrel clean and the safety off. - Punisher

It looks impressive even when I'm not pulling the trigger. - Rocket Raccoon

Like I always say, the only thing better than a big gun is a RIDICULOUSLY big gun. - Rocket Raccoon

Just let me hold it, I swear I'll give it back. - Deadpool

Just because you CAN blast everything, doesn't mean you... never mind, too late. - Starlord 

I remember that old model. Watch the hair trigger. - Cable

Now that is some fine craftsmanship. Mind if I take a look? - The Tinkerer

Question my authority.  Pretty please. - Rocket Raccoon

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Unique - Raccoonatics LW-60 "Commander" Minigun

       Never doubt a raccoon.

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