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Flarkin' Awesome!

 

What does this mean? "Flark" is another one of those fake curse words.  Does not take much imagination to realize what it is intended to replace and it is, functionally, used in the same way. Especially in the Guardians volume 2 era, Rocket Raccoon was fond of using the word often, in many forms, in many ways.  So, when I decided I was going to write a Rocket-centric recurring segment for the Guardians fansite Guard the Galaxy (the best Guardians fan site), I knew that word had to be part of it.  And Awesome, well, Rocket simply is. Fact.

 

(Although you might find some people, maybe anti-Marvelites, that would dismiss Rocket as an unawesome cute cartoony "rodent")

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't worry, Rocky, the Raccoonatics are fightin' for ya.

 

 

Before you get into reading the segments, my first writing project for Guard the Galaxy was a self-introduction...

 

Flarkin' Awesome! 001 - A Talkin' Raccoon?! (This is about how RR's voice has been portrayed)

 

002 - Superheroic Sartorial Aesthetics... It's Costumes, Dummy! (This is about Rocket's costumes on Marvel Heroes)

 

003 - Six Months Later, Rocket Raccoon Fans of the World... (An analysis and celebration of Raccoonatics)

 

004 - What the Flark?! (Or, I Don't Have All the Answers) (Me pondering the many puzzling questions surrounding Rocket)

 

005 - Step One: Have an Awesome Hero Named Rocket Raccoon, Step Two: ???, Step Three: Profit!!! (Rocket Merchandise!)

 

006 - (Almost) All the Right Moves (Analysis of Rocket's Powers on Marvel Heroes)

 

007 - Raccoonatics vs. The World (Lashing out at some recent sources of distress for a Rocket fan, most of which have been resolved, so I'm actually gonna unlink because the piece is largely irrelevant now)

 

008 - Hey There, Fighter Fan (Analysis of Rocket as he is portrayed on Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3)

 

009 - That Was... Flarkin' Awesome! (Recap of my past issues and providing numerous updates since those issues were written)

 

 

010 - Happy Raccoonatics' Day! (Self-explanatory, I think)

 

011 - A Raccoon By Any Other Name (Examining the current status of *what* Rocket is)

 

012 - An Honest Look At the Triumphant Rise of Guardians of the Galaxy (First one published on this site, my move over to Guard the Galaxy if that site because active again)